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Scientology: Not as Bad as Russia

We in RTC wish to point out that this is how Vladimir Putin handles Suppressive Persons. This clearly proves that Scientology is not as bad as Russia. Sure, some people in Scientology die under...

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Scientology Creates New AI-Generated Ecclesiastical Leader to Allow David...

COB RTC Mr. Tek Goldenage, Scientology’s New Ecclesiastical Leader After learning that crypto scammers used AI to create a fake CEO, we in the Church of Scientology have created an AI COB RTC to allow...

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Top Secret: US Gov’t Psychological Profile of David Miscavige

Secret photo courtesy of Agent Imhotep of pseudoscientology.us Subject “DM” is a W/M 5’1′” 118 pounds. Blue eyes, brown hair. Age 63. DM is the sole authoritarian leader of a small and declining...

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Attorney Vicki Podberesky to Host Scientology Sex Offender Awareness Clinic...

Attorney Vicki Podberesky will host a Scientology Sex Offender Awareness Clinic at the Celebrity Centre next week said CCI President Dave Predicament. “Scientology sex offenders need to stop sending...

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Fugitive Spacelord Xenu Located!

Due to the nonstop tsunami of entheta and Black PR attacks Scientology has been under since 2008 and even earlier, we in RTC knew Spacelord Xenu had escaped from his electronic mountain prison. We...

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Sea Org Captain David Miscavige’s Secret Ouija Board Warns of Dangers Ahead...

Captain David Miscavige’s secret Ouija Board has warned of dangerous times of ahead for the Church of Scientology. For this reason, Scientologists are expected to donate millions of dollars of new...

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CIA Drones Have Located David Miscavige Hiding In the Secret Tunnels Under...

CIA satellites using ground penetrating radar located the secret tunnels under Scientology’s Flag Land Base in Clearwater. CIA VSD’s (Very Small Drones) were flown in and located the diminutive...

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Freedom Magazine Names David Miscavige Scientology’s “Man of the Year” for...

“Freedom Magazine has named COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige as Scientology’s Man of the Year for the 37th consecutive year,” Tom Cruise announced from the stage of the Celebrity Centre. “I have met all of...

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Ask a Scientology Lawyer Anything. Featuring E. Stuart Mills (Satire)

Fictional Internet Lawyer E. Stuart Mills answers questions on behalf of his clients the Church of Scientology and the Religious Technology Center. Ask Mr. Mills anything. Mr. Mills reserves all...

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Why David Miscavige is WAY MORE Popular than Taylor Swift: Facts from a...

Scientology lawyer E. Stuart Mills Explains why Scientology Leader David Miscavige is 100,000,000% more popular than Taylor Swift. Mr. Mills also propounds other remarkable truths to the 12.4 billion...

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